Why Do Mosquitoes Exist?
Annoying, good-for-nothing, itchy little pests, or a vital part of our ecosystem?
Today we shall find out!
Mosquitoes. So small and yet so annoying. So insignificant and yet so deadly.
Mosquitoes are generally hated by most humans the world over but did you know they as well as being annoying pests, mozzies are also…
THE MOST DANGEROUS ANIMAL ON EARTH
I present a list of the top 5 deadliest animals in the world…
Ok, I hear you… so far this info is reinforcing your general dislike of mosquitos and I haven’t even answered your burning question yet:
Why Do Mosquitoes Exist!?
Food for frogs and pollinators of flowers. Ah yes, the humble mosquito indeed plays an important part in our ecosystem (damnit!) In fact, not all mosquitos are bad.
There are around 3,500 species of mozzie in the world and only approximately 100 find humans delicious and even then its only the females that bite when they need blood (protein) for laying their eggs….
Introducing…. the hapless male mosquito. More frog food than anything else really.
While we have your sympathy for the miserable male mosquito, did you know that mosquitos are the protectors of certain environments?
Yep, ever noticed how humans don’t inhabit some wetlands and rainforests due to the risk of being eaten alive by (female) mosquitoes?
Mozzies = A natural barrier to human invasion.
Side note: In case you were wondering, ‘Mozzie’ is the Australian slang word for mosquito.
So, now we know it’s actually FEMALE mosquitoes that we loathe…
How Do Mosquitoes Find You?
3. Lastly, its all about your body odour. Some mozzies like the smell of stinky cheese and also bite around the foot area. (You know if you fall into the stank foot category.) Other mozzies base your tastiness factor on fatty acids caused by bacteria on your skin.
In other words, people with more bacteria but fewer types of bacteria are the most appealing to mozzies.
Add them all together and you get…
A human delicacy mozzie magnet. (Sorry Frank.)
What Happens When a Mosquito Bites You?
Mosquitoes don’t actually bite… they SPEAR YOU and then spit a whole bucket of their saliva into your body while they suck you dry.
Ah yes. Lovely isn’t it. Here’s the process in a little more detail:
So she doesn’t MEAN to infect you with parasites and viruses that are deadly and kill you or cause long term serious health problems…
She just wants a drink of your blood and she’s a little gross about it….
Minor detail, that if left undisturbed, she can drink up to three times her body weight from a single victim. She can do this because while she’s drinking your blood, she separates your water from your blood and literally poops out any excess water she sucks up to make way for more blood. So she’s pooping and spitting on you and stealing your blood at the same time.
So to summarize, mosquitoes are:
… and THAT is why mosquitoes exist.
Extremely Factual References:
For any evil do-ers like my mum who like to say “Mosquitos is spelled with an ‘e’ in it… you’ve spelled it wrong. Everyone knows mosquitos has an ‘e'”… here’s the reference where you can see that it can be spelled EITHER WAY. I chose to use both… because I don’t like to discriminate… and because it helps my SEO.
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